DUDE, WHERE'S MY COUNTRY?

Remember when people thought it couldn't get much worse? Before Bush and Tony decided to wage a war that no one wanted? Before he wheedled more tax cuts to grease the pockets of his rich cronies? Before Saddam and his weapons of mass disappearance vanished (using the same travel agent as Osama Bin Laden)? Well, now the world's Bushwhacked. It's time for the good o' boy to head for the hills, and Mike's on a mission to smoke him out at the next election - and help ordinary people get their country back. What's more, he's going to use his share of the tax cut to do it.