A COLLECTION OF THE MOST POINTLESS VERSES OF SIMON DREW

Britain has been blessed with many fine poets; Simon Drew isn t one of them. It is tempting to call this a book of doggerel, but maybe that s aiming a little high. This book makes a Co-op receipt seem intellectual. However, there are many collectors of Drew s work (some of them locked up) who will welcome a collection of all the best verses. This book will be left lying around the best homes with the aim of impressing odd people and passing hyenas. A selection of Simon s work can be found at: simondrew.co.uk